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"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows." - Frank Zappa

i'm 22, living in gainesville

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via sharkolympics)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via damnguido)

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

(via sharkolympics)

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

(Source: musical-ofethics, via damnguido)